web advice: how to appeal to your audience

by on April 6th, 2010
Hungry

It’s always nice to know that you have readers. That’s why I value the spam bots that visit my site: they’re loyal. Bots come to this site and comment religiously, and why? Because I appeal to their demographic. Yep, you too can capture the hearts of spam bots everywhere by following these simple steps:

1. Start a blog/website.

2. Use a word like “viagra” or “enhancement” at least once.

3. Reap your reward: endless bots elbowing each other in the packet to spam your comment sections with their “appreciation.”

If you’re thinking, What about viagra? The answer is this short post on viagra equivalents to serve by candle light. Guess you could say that I asked for it….


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